Welcome to my illustration folio < dramatic welcoming flourish with hands > make yourself at home and have a look around, may I suggest you make positive comments along these lines - "well I never" and "ooh, fancy". Perhaps point at the screen whilst slapping your desk and whooping enthusiastically in an attempt to bring my work to the attention of those less fortunate than your lucky, lucky self (too much?).
I've been making images professionally for a good few years now and clients include...
Warner Brothers Music
Wired magazine
The Financial Times
GQ magazine
Adidas
Computer Arts magazine
Fenchurch Clothing
The Ride Journal
Singletrack magazine
MBR magazine
Cycling Weekly magazine
Cycling Active magazine
Cycle Sport magazine
basically, if it's got cycle in the title
People Management magazine
Housing Today magazine
Digital Creative Arts magazine
Digit magazine
The University of Cumbria
I am available for project enquiries and unsolicited sexual advances via the contact link < nudge, wink >